I want Liz Trueanon to shrink my penis 😳I want her to say "BUH BYE" as it turns into a little dicklet 😳

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Anonymous 2024-07-11 (Thu) 15:14:03 No.154467

You guys simp over the ugliest women

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Anonymous 2024-07-11 (Thu) 15:34:18 No.154470

>>154467
b-but we share the same interests so that means that maybe we could get along and connect over stuff

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Anonymous 2024-07-11 (Thu) 15:46:09 No.154472

>>154470
A shared interest in small dicks?

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Anonymous 2024-07-11 (Thu) 15:50:58 No.154473

>>154472
no, i mean like simping over women that are into politics like u

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Anonymous 2024-07-11 (Thu) 16:06:20 No.154474

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>>154473
You are on around the same level as an insect in their eyes. They do not what to interact with you. Liz stopped doing video calls for the pod because it caused incels to pester her. She hates you. Stop simping.

also dasha is 10000x better, you have terrible taste

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Anonymous 2024-07-11 (Thu) 22:35:00 No.154481

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For me, it's JessiKa

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 12:45:14 No.154485

>>154481
who tf is this ugly whore

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 12:47:51 No.154486

>>154474
>imagine Dasha
>looming over u
>shrinking ur dick
>saying "BUH BYE" to ur shrinking dick
idk doesn't have the same ring to it
she doesn't have the same domineering big sister energy, Dasha seems more like a ward of the state who got a radio show as a gift

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 13:21:41 No.154487

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>>154486
Not everyone is a disgusting femdomfag

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 14:25:19 No.154489

>>154487
her beauty is dazzling 🤩

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 16:12:39 No.154497

in the future breeding, cloning, and birthing program we will produce lot's of them women

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 16:37:45 No.154498

>>154497
What women? 35yr old spinster podcast hosts with too many opinions?

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 18:35:01 No.154499

>>154485
Leftist journalist, I've only seen her on TikTok, maybe she has other socials. She's based and hot IMO.

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 19:14:12 No.154500

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anybody know who this is?

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 19:47:29 No.154502

>>154500
This woman is a 5/10 and Dasha is a 4/10 yet Dasha is the more attractive out of the two. Weird.

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 19:49:42 No.154503

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>>154502
if I were to rate Dasha I would give her a million stars!

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Anonymous 2024-07-12 (Fri) 23:20:47 No.154506

>>154503

red scare makes me giggle quite a bit. sadly it seems they have lost the plot and per usual with ec*lebs were only ever in it for the vanity and attention. to be fair though the thing they were 'in' was cult of personality retarded podcasting lololol.

but why peter thiel? why tucker? why the commitment to trad-cath if its just a bit? and if its not a bit then who cares about these people because clearly they are just going to change belief systems radically as convenient for contrarian attention seeking brownie points.

all this to say… dasha if you're reading this you WILL be my government mandated gf soon..

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Anonymous 2024-07-13 (Sat) 01:24:54 No.154507

>>154506
>dasha if you're reading this you WILL be my government mandated gf soon
If I got Dasha as my government mandated girlfriend I would send her back.

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Anonymous 2024-07-13 (Sat) 01:35:09 No.154508

>>154487
She's mid but I want her to be my smega cleaner.

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Anonymous 2024-07-13 (Sat) 04:45:13 No.154509

>>154487
And that's lucky for Dasha, because she couldn't even dom a xanax.

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Anonymous 2024-07-13 (Sat) 04:47:57 No.154510

>>154499

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Anonymous 2024-07-13 (Sat) 04:53:15 No.154511

>>154506
>red scare makes me giggle quite a bit.
HOW???

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Anonymous 2024-07-19 (Fri) 20:48:07 No.154527

Since Dasha did some weird stuff relating to Palestine, I'm looking for a replacement. Who else do you guys simp over? I heard of Alice Capelle on siberia

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Anonymous 2024-07-19 (Fri) 21:27:23 No.154528

>>154527
We have uncancelled her over the Palestine thing because she come out and said the suicide bomber wasn't supposed to be Palestinian. It's still OK to simp for Dasha.

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Anonymous 2024-07-19 (Fri) 21:48:12 No.154529

>>154528
Can you post screenshot or link so I can believe you?

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Anonymous 2024-07-19 (Fri) 22:11:36 No.154532

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>>154529
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Anonymous 2024-07-19 (Fri) 22:32:45 No.154533

>>154532
Thanks. I'll have to let it sink in. Tweets are saying she hates Islam so idk

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Anonymous 2024-07-19 (Fri) 22:38:23 No.154534

>>154533
Under Islam she would be stoned to death so that is kinda understandable tbf

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Anonymous 2024-07-26 (Fri) 03:53:10 No.154602

>>154532
What does any of this even mean

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Anonymous 2024-07-26 (Fri) 13:10:27 No.154605

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>>154602

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Anonymous 2024-08-09 (Fri) 18:59:15 No.154869

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Anonymous 2024-08-14 (Wed) 11:34:18 No.154903

>>154869
One on the right is hideous

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Anonymous 2024-09-10 (Tue) 16:16:24 No.155065

>>154467
>perfectly normal looking woman
>admittedly not a 10/10 supermodel smokeshow but clearly not ugly
<SHES FUCKING UGLY REEEEEE
i know you were taught to pick up women irl by "negging" them but it doesn't work telepathically

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Anonymous 2024-09-11 (Wed) 06:23:37 No.155089

>>155065
That anon was just mad because Liz Trueanon wants to shrink my dick and not his. He's jelly.

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Anonymous 2024-09-11 (Wed) 16:43:38 No.155096

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>>155089
BUH BYE

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Anonymous 2024-09-12 (Thu) 02:29:01 No.155136

Trueanon sure has been boring lately.

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Anonymous 2024-09-12 (Thu) 05:32:15 No.155140

>>155096
AHHHH MY DICK
HELP ME LIZ TRUEANON JUST SHRANK MY PENIS
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME IT IS TINY NOW AND SHE IS LAUGHING AT MY TINY LITTLE DICKLET HELP ME SOMEBODY PLEASE AHHHHHHHHH