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 No.128448[Last 50 Posts]

non coal edition

Previous thread: https://archive.ph/pDgN6

Soycraft 1.16.5
168.119.143.94:25981
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 No.128451

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Work work work
I need my gems , jakkers
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 No.128460

gem
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 No.128465

Someone please explain the coal shit to me
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 No.128469

LOG THREAD
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 No.128470

>>128465
coals are locked
gems are keyed
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 No.128472

>>128470
for you
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 No.128474

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>>128465
any question?
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 No.128477

>>128474
yes actually - would you?
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 No.128480

>>128479
more like andy sixx's logs, and dani filth's piss
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 No.128482

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>>128479
you got it. there are also some good coals that can become gems
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 No.128483

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>>128482
diamond log comin thru
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 No.128485

>>128479
for more information access https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Coal
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 No.128489

>>128485
>>128485
title=Lоg
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 No.128495

File: 1628391258922.mp4 ( 10.24 MB , 640x360 , spooky logs.mp4 )

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 No.128504

File: 1628392259751.jpg ( 65.98 KB , 418x620 , silence of the logs.jpg )

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 No.128508

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I could smell him coming from a mile away. I knew exactly what the steamy aroma of Andy’s logs entailed, and I could feel it filling my nostrils. He approached. It was time to feed. I got ready for my creamy treat as I got on my knees and he removed his pants. Affixing my mouth to his anus, Andy’s thick, dreamy logs shot down my throat and into my stomach. I could feel my eyes tearing up as I struggled to breathe. It became too much. I collapsed onto the floor with leftover logs smeared around my lips. Andy turned back to look at me as he pulled up his pants. “Guess I misjudged you, kid.”
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 No.128510

File: 1628392673544.png ( 1.02 MB , 987x726 , my little logs.png )

Listen up you bunch of roody-poo faggots. I've been seeing a lot of so-called "tough guy internet trolls" here lately talking a big game about how they think they can handle Andy Sixx and his sopping hot log of shit SLIDDING down their fucking throats. (That's right, bitch. It's spelled "slidding". S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Deal with it.) Ha! You make me laugh, kiddo. You really do. Did you seriously think you could just wash up here and slurp that corn-studded behemoth of creamy fucking shit out of ANDY SIXX's sexy, gothcore rectulum? Did you really think you'r sorry ass could just waltz right out for amateur hour and part those pale, black veil buttcheeks and tongue -punch the fecal feeding bar like some sort of ass-shit munching butthole rat? PSHHT come on kid, get real. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Andy's shit. I bet Andy wouldn't even be able to get off a little pre-shit fart before your pussy lips curled in defeat. You think when Andy takes a break from performing on a hot stage in leather pants and goes to craft services and eats two dozen raw oysters that were not properly handled or refrigerated washed down with a quart of whole milk and tequila - that Andy just squeezes out of his skin-and-air-tight pleather slacks and goes easy on your throat? You fucking wish, jr. When Andy says he's ready to blow the walls off a 110-degree warped-tour portajon and your pathetic little tonsils can't even take the first loaf, I'll put my hand on your shoulder and say, "Nothing personnel, kid" and then suck down every last heaping fucking clogger andy pumps out. And I'll come back for seconds. And thirds.You know why? Because I have Logtismo. Because I believe in three things and three things only: the cream, the steam, and the fucking dream, baby. So step aside, keep your little logsucking fantasy in your mind where it belongs, and let the real men do the slidding. His log loaf is mine, bitch. What are you gonna do about it?
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 No.128512

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Anon's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®

Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.

Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.

Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.

Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy sliding.

Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.

Step 6: Burp out excess steam.

Step 7: Beg Andy for another.

Repeat steps until completely clogged.

Congratulations! you are now living the dream.
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 No.128515

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Imagine; you walk in and Andy Sixx is about to take a gigantic shit right in your girlfriends' vagina, using her as a human toilet. He turns to you for a moment, smiles, winks, gives a grunt, and a foot long corn loaf slidds right inside her pussy effortlessly.

You begin crying. You cannot compete with his monstrous log-dildo, and you think your girlfriend will never want you again. But then Andy gestures to you. You approach, and he bends your head down into her cunt. He is actually letting you partake! You begin going down on that filthy hole, licking and sucking with pure bliss. Your girlfriend moans and shakes, having the best orgasm of all time. Andy nods, and you understand.

Now from then on you can't forget the sheer bliss and three times a day you bend that bitches legs open and go to town and she creams herself just thinking about it all day. When she's at work, your girl is dripping, just thinking about recreating that glorious time you ate the shit out of her retarded pussy.

Andy is no playa, he has your back boi.
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 No.128518

none of this seems as bad as tubgirl or salsasnax
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 No.128519

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Yea that's right… plop plop plop show me that big fuckin' log loaf of shit (feces) Andy Sixx… BRAAP Oh Yea Andy just like that- I'm gonna… PRRRRT Oh FUCK! I'm gonna… I'm gonna… I'M GONNA POOM! AGHGHGHGHGHGHG PLEOMFFFF I'M POOMING! BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP OH FUCK IT'S SO BIG AHHGHGHGH PRFTFTFTFTFTFPLPLPLPLPL AGHHHHHHHHHHH THE STENCH AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK! There's so much steam I can't- ARGHHHHHH AGHHHHHHH AHHHHHHGHGHHGHHHHH FUCK AGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLOMFF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GOD DAMMIT AAHGHHHHJJJJJJHHHJHH HUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEH PLOMF PRRRTT BRRRTTPPPPP FUCK AGHHGHHGHGHHGHGHGH HI"M POOM I'M AN POOMER AHGHGHHHH I'm POOM AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH HUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUH
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 No.128522

File: 1628393579011.mp4 ( 2.95 MB , 640x360 , THE BROWNPILL.mp4 )

>>128520
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 No.128529

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 No.128540

>>128529
People whine about muh board culture, and I'm bringing it back.
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 No.128586

penis
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 No.128592

>>128510
why the FUCK did he stop drawing disney scat
he was so fucking good at it
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 No.128624

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>Lol
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 No.128783

PSA
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 No.128932

>>128783
DINNER'S READY
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 No.128979

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 No.128990

>>128979
You are not worthy
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 No.128996

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Yay, I payed my internet bill and I can post again
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 No.128998

>>128529
Posting shitty old memes doesnt make you an oldfag.
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 No.128999

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>Posting shitty old memes doesnt make you an oldfag.
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 No.129000

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I live with my grandma now, and I've been watching a lot of TV
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 No.129001

>>128999
Its truth THOUGH
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 No.129005

>>128996
glad to have you back soyjak!

>>129000
what have you been watching?
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 No.129007

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>Posting shitty old memes doesnt make you an oldfag.
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 No.129008

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>>129005
Mostly Olympics
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 No.129009

>129007
>racistr mems
Yikes, reported
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 No.129013

>>129008
well I hope you're not Indian, anon
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 No.129016

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>NO THE ANANAS TRIBE DOES NOT PRACTICE HOMOSEXUALITY, COLONIALIST LIES!
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 No.129017

>>128998
Kek, looks like you need a lesson in how to quit being a newfag
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 No.129020

>>129017
proly the same /bant/ kiddie that thinks spaming the desu doll makes him a cool oldfgag when he's fucking 19. lol.
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 No.129022

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me irl
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 No.129026

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>>129020
That series is older than you lmao
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 No.129029

>>129026
Its older than the discord kiddies spaming it now for le epic oldfag points, ages confirmed btw. I didnt like the spam back when it wasnt forced either.
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 No.129031

>>129026
And you're filename proofs my point.
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 No.129033

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>>129031
Filename doesn't "proof" anything
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 No.129034

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>>129032
/thread/
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 No.129036

NEW LOG VIDEO
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 No.129038

>>129032
that kind of rootlessness is soy as shit
>lmao who needs social capital when you have youtube personalities
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 No.129045

>>129038
Wtf are you even referring to uygha
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 No.129051

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>Wtf are you even referring to uygha
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 No.129068

>>129051
>>129045
>>129038
See a logchiatrist. Now.
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 No.129324

I wonder if I can ever dream about soyjaks again
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 No.129327

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Is this the ultimate soy blackpill?
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 No.129330

>>129327
Meds, troon.
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 No.129334

>>129327
I want to be a soyjak though.
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 No.129368

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 No.129377

>>129330
You can't debunk it, cope
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 No.129401

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 No.129417

THE UNIVERSAL HIGHER POWER OF SOY MANIFESTS ONCE AGAIN
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 No.129421

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 No.129434

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>>129421
JOIN THE LOGPOSTING FACTION AGAINST SOYJAK DEGENERACY
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 No.129435

File: 1628465322517.jpg ( 57.88 KB , 680x659 , wonderful log.jpg )

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 No.129437

Seething so much he makes 3 posts lmao
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 No.129463

>>129437
Kek, hello Eustace, still a logless shill huh?
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 No.129465

File: 1628466531193.png ( 622.37 KB , 680x897 , share a log.png )

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 No.129467

File: 1628466681885.jpg ( 86.63 KB , 680x938 , criminal logs.jpg )

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 No.130327

>>129864
corn
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 No.130332

>>130329
*getting logged
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 No.130339

>>130333
Yes, a whistleblower exposed this a few years back:
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 No.130502

What the fuck is actually wrong with your people's brains that this is how you obtain your dopamine hits? there is seriously a ton of evidence that points to your dopamine receptors being absolutely FUCKED beyond imagining. this is why you're "depressed" or "lazy" and procrastinate everything: you're too busy farming your seratonin intake by posting ragefaces on /b/. ironically or not wojakposting is a suresign of someone who has a complete mushbrain. watch - i bet one of you smoothbrains will respond to this post with a rageface and think to yourself "teehee! im pretending to be retarded! dopamine up! up! up!" before it crashes right back down into your "depressed" state while you wonder where the fuck it all went wrong in your life. maybe you'll even do the "ill just quote him in greentext with an accompanying rageface" and im sure that will be a great boost to your seratonin before you contemplate your life choices. it wont.
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 No.130504

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 No.130514

>>130502
It's well known already that soyjackers are retarded, it's just like two people here and soyjack.party raiders that think it's funny
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 No.130518

>>130339
dangerously based
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 No.130576

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>What the fuck is actually wrong with your people's brains that this is how you obtain your dopamine hits? there is seriously a ton of evidence that points to your dopamine receptors being absolutely FUCKED beyond imagining. this is why you're "depressed" or "lazy" and procrastinate everything: you're too busy farming your seratonin intake by posting ragefaces on /b/. ironically or not wojakposting is a suresign of someone who has a complete mushbrain. watch - i bet one of you smoothbrains will respond to this post with a rageface and think to yourself "teehee! im pretending to be retarded! dopamine up! up! up!" before it crashes right back down into your "depressed" state while you wonder where the fuck it all went wrong in your life. maybe you'll even do the "ill just quote him in greentext with an accompanying rageface" and im sure that will be a great boost to your seratonin before you contemplate your life choices. it wont.
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 No.130660

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>>130514
>It's well known already that soyjackers are retarded, it's just like two people here and soyjack.party raiders that think it's funny
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 No.130664

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 No.130698

>>130544
why are you quiting
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 No.130700

>>130698
He's not quoting THOUGH
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 No.130713

>>130698
You
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 No.130880

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>>130874
Upload your folder to the soy booru or something and then delete it
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 No.130882

>>130880
We use www.soyjak.download for collections newFAGGOT.
>>130874
Its viva la soyaretard! Soy is some very common word that they say all the time.
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 No.130883

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>>130881
kys
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 No.130892

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>>130874
We will never forget you, and what you did.
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 No.130896

log into the log zone
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 No.131754

>>130544
>>130874
you make these same kinds of posts every few days across multiple sites. do you really think nobody can tell it's you?
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 No.131756

>>130892
>>130881
stop replying to yourself
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 No.131762

>>131754
meds schizo
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 No.131767

>>131762
therapy psychopath
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 No.131789

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Do I have potential?
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 No.131797

>>131789
Is that you?
>>131767
I cant aford it and I'm to shy.
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 No.131800

>>131797
No, I mean do these guys have soytential
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 No.132010

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 No.132249

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Is she our girl?
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 No.132254

>>132249
why are people obsessed with other people making open mouths

why is it so offensive
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 No.132290

>>132249
she cute doe
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 No.132316

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>why are people obsessed with other people making open mouths

>why is it so offensive
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 No.132332

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>why are people obsessed with other people making open mouths

>why is it so offensive
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 No.132419

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Soybros… we won?
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 No.132420

>>132419
How exactly?
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 No.132421

>>132420
calm down
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 No.132422

>>132421
I'm not angry you slimbo
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 No.132423

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 No.132424

>>132423
ok? ok? What kind of fucking response is that? Stop it. Now.
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 No.132425

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 No.132426

>>132010
Scared the SHIT out of me
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 No.132427

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 No.132429

>>132425
>>132427
NONONONONONONONONONONONO stop it. stop just saying ok when it isn't ok at all. you made a claim and now you need to back it up with reasoning and evidence you can't do this to me. Trick me like I'm some kind of infant. Why do you have to be such sprangles to me, especially on a day like today!
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 No.132430

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 No.132432

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checks out
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 No.132435

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 No.132436

>>132430
>>132432
>>132435
I don't understand what's happening anymore it's confusing to me. Why can't you all speak simply and sensically?
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 No.132437

>>132436
Here this should clear things up
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 No.132440

>>132437
I'm sorry but this video hasn't helped me understand. In fact it's made the entire situation even more confusing and perplexing. I really need someone to explain to me because I'm sat here panicking that I've done something wrong or that you people are outside my house watching and laughing.
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 No.132840

anyone has the 5 eyes 'jak?
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 No.133661

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 No.135832

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am i… the only one left here
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 No.135842

>>135832
Everyone is touching grass, even the Nazis lol.crazy how the constant spam stopped when the split happened.
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 No.135890

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 No.135927

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 No.135937

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>>135890
need more /k/ jakks
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 No.135949

new log vid
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 No.136038

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I hate communists so much it's unreal. Claim they want to unify the working class of the world, but can't even keep a site from splitting every three month.
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 No.136040

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 No.136045

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 No.136099

>>136038
Does wojak wear black lipstick
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 No.136112

>>136099
hon wears brown LOGstick
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 No.137073

gemmmyy
mm💋💋💋mm💋💋uack
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 No.137612

>>137608
Happy to hear that soyjak
are we gonna get a story?
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 No.137705

https://soyak.win/
LeftyFAGGOTs WILL help rebuild the 'ru
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 No.137706

>>137705
nice gems
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 No.137707

>>137705
soy me boss
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 No.138408

>>137608
when you touching ASS uygha huh??
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 No.139970

>>139969
only with the soyjak. Sex without the soyjak is treachery of the highest degree.

SEX WITH SOYJAK IS FUCKING AMAAAAAAZZIIIIIIIIINGGG
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 No.139971

>>139969
sex sex sex
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 No.140030

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Why is there a y in soyjak when there's already a j? It makes no sense kurwa!
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 No.140548

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 No.140553

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soy twitter ad I just got in my feed
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 No.140554

>>140553
What's worse soyjack or Reddit?
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 No.141873

where my soybros at
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 No.141875

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>>141873
still here soybro
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 No.142272

File: 1661470244857.mp4 ( 14.76 MB , 1280x720 , German Democratic Republic….mp4 )

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 No.143949

where my soybros at
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 No.143951

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>>143949
You didn't respond to my last reply in may "soybro"
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 No.145382

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 No.149697

I think I have a crush on soytan
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 No.150187

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This trans wolf one is cute
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 No.154276

Necrobvmo
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 No.154277

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 No.154967

what's wrong with opening your mouth in excitement while wearing glasses??

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