No.9057
I-i-is that…
Is that s..something that can connect t-to the power grid?
S..so, what you're saying i-is that it can use electr-ricity?
H-HOLY SHIT..
I-I'M
I-I'M GONNA C-COONEEEECT
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W-WIFI ENABLED BOTNET SPYWARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M
I'M
I'M GONNA MAKE IT SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
I NEED IT TO CONNECT TO S-SOCIAL MEDIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I-IS THAT A LAMP?
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I'M G-GONNA MAKE IT BLUETOOTH AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FUCKING BLUETOOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED ALL THE CONNECTIVITY, A-AND PLEASE REMOVE ALL THE PORTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE I-IDEAL PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY IS A BLACK BOX THAT CAN CONNECT TO WIFI, BLUETOOTH, NFC, LORA, AMAZON SIDEWALK, GPS, THE CIA, FBI, GOOGLE, NETFLIX, FACEBOOK, TWITTER & THE MINISTRY OF INFORMATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
P-PLEASE CONNECT AAAAAAAA
I'M CONNOOOOOOOOOOOOCTIIIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
CONNECTIVITY
I-INTERNET TOF THINGS IS THE FUTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA